The Top 10 Most Memorable Celebrity Jokes of All Time: 10 Most Jokes about Celebrities
The “Bump” (Dwayne Johnson) “I love you so much, but I just don’t know what to do with you right now.”
—Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, The Rock’s first marriage, 2001.9.
The ‘Girlfriend’ (Jodie Foster) “It’s been a rough couple of years, and I’m going to take a break from all that.”
—Jodina Foster, Jodie’s wife of 14 years, to Jodina at a wedding.8.
The Joke About The Girl (Dorothy Parker) “You’re a good person, but the girl you’re with is a bit of a pussy.”
—An awkward moment between the couple when Parker and Parker’s girlfriend gets a little too intimate.7.
The Pussy In The Bathtub (Cate Blanchett) “What are you doing in the bathroom?
You know, taking a piss?”
— Blanchets’ character on the CBS sitcom Girlfriends.6.
The Lick That Doesn’t Go Away (Ellen Page) “Just give me the licks and I’ll be back.”
— Ellen Page on her relationship with Brad Pitt.5.
The Man Who Wasn’t There (Richard Pryor) “How can you tell me you’re the only one who’s never been to Vegas?”
— Pryor in response to the question.4.
The Kiss That Gets It Right (Katherine Heigl) “She’s not a woman, but she’s not too old for a kiss.”
— Heigl’s character in The Princess Bride, when the kiss turns out to be more than just an innocent flirtation.3.
The Big Bang Theory (Spencer Tracy) “Barely a day goes by when I don’t think about this little girl.”
— Tracy on the Big Bang theory, his character’s relationship with his daughter, the “little girl.”2.
The Sex In The Bedroom (Jada Pinkett Smith) “There was a time I was the most beautiful person on Earth.
Now I’m the most embarrassing person on the planet.”
— Smith on her appearance on the TV sitcom The View, in the second season.1.
The Girl That Always Loves You (Julianne Moore) “Every day I wake up thinking about you.”
— Moore, speaking of the character in her new film, The Post, in which she plays a high school teacher.
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